He is in my contacts as “DON’T ANSWER!” and that works really great because it tells me what to do right there. But when he facebook chats me with a gajillion explanation points, “HEYYYYY!!!!!!!! CRISTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You just shake your head.
And now when I do respond. Of course the first question is, “why didn’t you answer my texts, or phonecalls, or previous messages” LWTODSJFKLESJKFLJDLJLK